First off, it's May 5th. It's 16 degrees out. WHY THE FUCK IS THE HEAT STILL ON? IT'S FUCKING BOILING IN HERE.

Secondly - if you're going to have the landlord drop me off a notice saying i've not paid my rent a) please ensure you have the right AMOUNT of rent you claim i owe on the damn notice. i'd be very happy to pay the amount you say because it's less than my increase notice i received back in January b) i paid the fucking landlord on May 1st through their mailslot. i don't care that they are new and speak almost no english.

Can you tell i'm pissed off?

I so wish i could move out of this building which is slowly becoming a slum.

To my baking friends - how do you keep a key lime pie from seeping?

Help!

Thanks :)

Hi folks,

i rec'd this from work today and being the cynical kind of gal that i am with all the "scams" out there, i went to the CRA website to see if it was in fact valid. Seems that it is.

http://www.cra-arc.gc.ca/alert/

In the alerts section it's the one about a mail scam.

Heads up!

<a href='http://www.dogster.com/quizzes/what_dog_breed_are_you'><img src='http://files.dogster.com/images/quizzes/what_dog_breed_are_you/badge_lab.png' alt="What dog breed are you? I'm a Labrador Retriever! Find out at Dogster.com" border='0'/></a>

<a style=" background: #000 url(http://www.bunkbeds.net/velociraptor/img/badge.jpg) no-repeat 0 0; display: block; width: 322px; height: 157px; text-align: center; padding-top: 150px; text-decoration: none; font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 30px; color: #ff9900; " href="http://www.bunkbeds.net/velociraptor/"> <span style="display: none;">I could survive for</span> 44 seconds <span style="display: none;">chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor</span> </a>

i once again am crying out for baking advice!

i'm making a coconut cream pie on Sunday. However, ihave yet to find what i think would work well as cream. The recipes i have found say - put on cool whip and that just seems wrong to me LOL

i am thinking of just making my own whipped cream and putting that on top with more toasted coconut, but if anyone else has any suggestions i'm open to them.

thanks!!!

Wow.

This puts our consumption into perspective.

i'm... speechless.

'nuff said

Hey,

Anyone going to Ad Astra from here? There is a guest speaker who i really really really REAAAAAALLLLLYYYYY want to see and meet, but it would be fun to go with someone(s).

(the guest is Howard Taylor. He writes Schlock Mercenary which i've been reading for 3 years now)

i did the Valentinr thingie and i got this wonderful anonymous post:

I've wondered from time to time what it could be like if I could know you better than I do.


i wish i knew who you were. If you are so bold as to say, i've screened comments to protect your identity. i do not always write what is going on in my life here. i'm totally flattered and i'd really like to know who you are. If not, that's cool too.

Happy Valentine's Day everyone!

love and hugs

Hey! They have a video out now for Labia limbo - with the words! It's fabulous so i must share :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P30Efndzm4

i don't know how to embed thiese darn things :)

to my kitchen inclined friends.... my mom asked me today how to bake a brie. Since i've never actually done that, and although i have a general idea, i thought i'd put it out to you to see if there any suggestions!

Thanks :)

i'm cute, so send me lurve? :)


Get your own valentinr

IF...... i were to go to Washington DC for Easter (leave Thursday afternoonish from Toronto, and then leave DC early afternoonish on Sunday).... would anyone want to carpool with me?

Happy birthday lordperrin

i sincerely hope the coming year brings you much happiness, prosperity and continued love

*hugs*

A huge thank you to mycrazyhair for such a fun night last night. i don't think i have laughed that much in months :)

i heard this from benhill and shinysayyadina

Quote: "I have been diagnosed with a very rare form of early onset Alzheimer's"

http://www.paulkidby.com/news/index.html

Sad news for him and all of his fans (of whom i am one).

Happy Happy Birthday curgoth

i wish there had been snow for you today - maybe next year!

Enjoy your day my friend! *hugs*

From darkestembrace and neeuqdrazil

do you know how difficult it is to sleep, regardless of how tired you are, when your body decides it wants to cough every time you lay down?

*sigh*

i'm going to try again.

bleh.